So Gaga, you say you want to be a designer now?
Oh you wanna collaborate with your sister too? Sure there’s nothing new in that, the Olsens have done, so have the Millers and even Penelope Cruz and her sister dabbled with Mango. But can you be unique?
Hmmm, think you have the fashion credentials? Ah yes, the meat dress and the collaboration with Hussein Chalayan and notable other upstarts.
Yes, that would do it. But wouldn’t you just be jumping on the pop bandwagon?
Well, I suppose you ARE Gaga, in every sense of the word.
Alright then, I won’t mock you. Let’s see what you’ve got.